Pardon our dust.
There is a lot of dust.

earnst.com is under construction, and has been since roughly the invention of the animated GIF. Our crew of one is working on it, between naps.

Build progress

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Project metrics

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pages finished

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cups of coffee

7

meetings about the font

Q3

target launch (year TBD)

What this site does today

✓ Exists
✓ Has a padlock in the address bar now. Very proud.
✓ Holds one very small file for one very large car
✓ Delivers the family's email (please don't touch that part)
○ Literally anything else